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Joke of the Day

"A little boy asked his father... ""Daddy, what's a transvestite?"" ""Go ask your mother. He'll tell you."""

"Whenever I go bowling.... I enter my name as ""3 testicles"". That way, occasionally the monitor says ""Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"""

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two...but I don't know how you're going to get them in there..."

"Life is like poker. I try to get 21 but always hit on 14."

"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"

"Why did Mickey get hit but Donald didn't Because Donald Duck."

"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."

"Wife: Why do I have a temperature of 101.3? Me: Maybe you're pregnant? Wife: What's wrong with you? *damn you webMD, damn you."

"barista: name for the latte? me: it's Zach with an ""h"" *two minutes later* barista: i've got a latte for Hach"

"I was in a nightclub grinding on a girl. When someone said, ""What the fuck are you doing with that skateboard?"""