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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !"
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"Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, they're efficient and they aren't very funny."
"I always write ""boing"" in the memo section of my checks, so all parties involved know how this is gonna go."
"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."
"A joke my 5yrs old just told me. Why did the police and fireman come?... Cause I just call them."
"If an illegal immigrant and a child molester have a fight.. is it Alien vs Predator?"
"How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar? Step one: penetrate the student body."
"Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house? There wasn't [mushroom](http://i.imgur.com/Yt9AWCO.jpg)"
"With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible."