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Joke of the Day

"[OC] What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation? A mitre-cycle!"

"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbonzo bean on my face!"

"So a Muslim man walks into an elementary school... To pick up his wives"

"A guy walks into a bar the punchline doesn't matter because the real joke is always in the comments."

"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere..."

"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog."

"Most people call me ""bad at pickup lines"" But you? You can call me tonight."

"How do you get 50 little old ladies to scream FUCK at the same time? Have the 51st scream BINGO!"

"Pros and cons of guys: Con: They're dicks. Pro: Their dicks."

"I'm a humanitarian. I prefer my human cooked with scallions and a little Worcestershire sauce."