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Joke of the Day
"Maybe mama duck isn't leading her babies, maybe she's trying to outrun them."
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the pre-school? He woke up."
"What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money? Dr. Drake."
"She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity."
"I am proud to endorse podiums That's a product I can stand behind"
"What does a nosey pepper do? He's Jalapeno business"
"Wife walked in on me... Fucking our daughter. I don't know what she was more shocked about me fucking my daughter or the hospital allowing me to being home a still born"
"I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out."
"What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia? Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes"
"I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas."