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Joke of the Day
"What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia? Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes"
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"How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Somewhere between 0 and infinity."
"What invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
"Guy is taking a super loud dump in the toy. So I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"" I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"""
"At midnight, thousands of people will be at Times Square to witnesss Ryan Seacrest's balls drop."
"Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman."
"Did you hear about the rabbi performing circumcisions for free? ...he just kept the tips."
"Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul"
"Always put your best foot forward. Unless you're wearing Crocs, then neither foot is your best."
"Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up? They call their tailor Herr Dresser"