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Joke of the Day
"What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia? Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes"
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"What do two cousins say after they have sex? Roll Tide."
"It's funny because it's true So a catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer. the end"
"Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal? ""I'll have a panda please"" [judge, under his breath] Can he do that?"
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common Both get to smell the goods, but not eat them"
"The coolest thing about dating Mystique from the X-men is the unlimited free food samples she can get for you at Costco."
"The only real importance in life is getting ahead. Head. I meant to say head."
"Hardcore Ramen: drink boiling water, swallow dried noodle block, snort flavor packet."
"I am black and my son stole my wallet. I don't know If I'm proud or mad."
"What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern? How, are you?"