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Joke of the Day

"Wife walked in on me... Fucking our daughter. I don't know what she was more shocked about me fucking my daughter or the hospital allowing me to being home a still born"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or people may think were nuts."

"Sometimes a man has needs that can't be fulfilled in the home. [goes to animal shelter and pets all the cats]"

"What's the difference between spinach and sodomy? None really. You can add as much butter as you want, kids just won't enjoy them."

"What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman? Prison"

"What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 avocados? A guacamole."

"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"

"How does Peter Pan fly? If you got hit in the Peter with a pan, you'd fly too."

"I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy."

"Who was the best prostitute in history? Ms.Packman, for 25 cents she'd swallow balls til she died."