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"Life is like a box of chocolates... and I am a lactose-intolerant diabetic."
"I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that group of sexually repressed potheads who kept talking to their great dane."
"Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do."
"Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage."
"Man walks into a bakery Says to the baker ""I'd like to buy a wasp please."" The baker says ""Sir, we don't sell wasps."" The man replies ""Well there's one in your shop window!"""
"What's Thom Yorke's reddit? /u/KarmaPuhlease"
"What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist? An extroverted physicist looks at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."
"Womb is pronounced 'woom' and tomb as 'toom' So the fact that bomb is pronounced 'bawm' makes my head go fucking *boom*."
"Guns don't kill people Bullets do"