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Joke of the Day
"What does a nosey pepper do? He's Jalapeno business"
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"Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!"
"I've been trying to think of a name for my Cricket shop. But I'm stumped."
"Man, I'd give my first born to be able to have a kid someday"
"Two Ninjas What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night? Numchucks."
"Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview."
"Someone literally said this in class Teacher: ""Half the world is a cess pool"" Student: ""The middle east isn't half the world"""
"Melania Trump says her husband is ""not Hitler."" That's true. Hitler had a mustache and adult-sized hands."
"I'm not Racist Because I'm not raciest because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."
"What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese? mozzarella-ella-ella"