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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything"
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"@funTweeters you guys are my favorite thing about Twitter. I suggest we get pant less and hug this out like men."
"Sorry man I cant come over. Im busy playing nunchucks ""Dont you mean playing WITH nunchucks?"" No? *tosses another nun off the overpass*"
"Did you hear about the Chinese Chef who broke out of jail? Apparently he went out for a wok and never came back."
"What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum."
"My love for you is like an hourglass I always finish on the bottom."
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs. Hawking"
"I m at the ATM when a robber holding his gun at my back... He asks: do you want to see your family again? I said ""no"". We both had a good laugh."
"[on the phone with wife] Honey, who do you like better, Hulk Hogan or Jafar from Aladdin? ""Tell me why."" [winks at tattoo artist] No reason."
"They weren't pleased that I played I heavy metal song in the church but I resolved it on Gsus"