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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Chinese Chef who broke out of jail? Apparently he went out for a wok and never came back."

"You speak in haiku / That is VERY attractive / Said no girl ever"

"I like my asshole just like my women's pussy Without some other guy's dick in it"

"Apparently, saying ""Wow, you've grown since I last saw you"" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults."

"What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !"

"As you get older dating becomes a lot like Musical Chairs. The music stops, everyone sits down and you're left with the last idiot standing."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings in a house fire."

"What rhymes with Autoerotic Asphyxiation? Writing an obituary is hard."

"A large robot animal attacked The Home Depot on Friday. Shoppers were frightened at the sight of the Stihl Behr."

"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."