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Joke of the Day

"Sorry man I cant come over. Im busy playing nunchucks ""Dont you mean playing WITH nunchucks?"" No? *tosses another nun off the overpass*"

"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it three times now."

"Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooooke!"

"Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"Why did God invent yeast infections? [NSFW] So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."

"Jake Butt wins tight end of the year http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2015/12/michigans_jake_butt_wins_big_t.html"

"My books fell on my head last night.... I only have my shelf to blame. :("

"What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who sprays graffiti on chain link fences."

"On this new diet where I eat carbs and then more carbs and then the carbs cross each other out."

"Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra."