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Joke of the Day
"My love for you is like an hourglass I always finish on the bottom."
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"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."
"Wife: Are you crying in there? Me crying: NO! W: have you been eating cheese again? *opens door* Me with mousetrap stuck to lips: NO"
"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""
"My boyfriend said that I'm more than enough woman for him, and now I'm mad because I think he called me fat."
"If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?"
"You so ugly on Halloween someone said scary costume."
"When you talk to ghosts, they always tell the truth. When you speak with them, they're really transparent."
"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"
"You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves"