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Joke of the Day
"They weren't pleased that I played I heavy metal song in the church but I resolved it on Gsus"
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"Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out Africa, Europe"
"Well thank you auto correct for changing ""I wish you were here"" to ""I wish you were her"". I didn't wanna have sex anyways."
"Food is like dark humour Not everyone gets it"
"When does the narwhal bacon? Not on January 18th."
"What do you call a robot with bad breath who's sister lives on its foot? HAL-i-toe-sis"
"sleepy from being on your phone too much? there's a nap for that"
"Definition of laziness : It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired..........coz prevention is better than cure"
"Have you heard about the world's largest broom? It's sweeping the nation!"
"What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog."