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Joke of the Day

"A joke from a substitute German teacher (who was later fired) What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? -Refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out of it."

" Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He lost WW2."

"Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city? He was running out of patients."

"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."

"Today is world piles day Get yourself checked. If you don't have piles, celebrate for being a ""perfect asshole"" If you do have piles, still celebrate, for being a ""pain in the ass"""

"Stop calling hurricanes names, you're just giving them the attention that they want"

"What do you call a place showcasing gay people in their natural environment? A queerium"

"A man in Victorian clothes just appeared out of thin air and handed me a fistful of herbs. I think he might be a Thyme traveller."

"*Blind Date* Her: Ask me anything.. Me: Do you know how to properly layer nachos? Her: Are you seri.. Me: *flips table*"

"This coffee shop is so crowded I accidentally started working on someone else's screenplay."