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Joke of the Day

"A joke from a substitute German teacher (who was later fired) What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? -Refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out of it."

"What's the dirtiest language? Latin, its absolutely filled with *cum*."

"My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox."

"Calm down, white people expertly wielding chopsticks to eat pad thai."

"My life selling houses by Con Allday"

"The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor"

"What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results? A weapons designer for the First Order."

"Why do SJW's hate Programmers? They objectify everything."

"You know when you find the BEST hiding place ever to keep something safe and it's so good you forget where it was? That's me and passwords."

"My wife wanted to get a cat. I really didn't want one, so after a lot of discussions, we reached a compromise: we're getting a cat."