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Joke of the Day
"Twitter: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk dial the world?"
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"Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck !"
"Everybody laughed at me when I told them I was going to be a comedian. I thought,""Well,that's not bad for a start."""
"A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?"
"What was Hitler's favorite Yugioh card? Blue Eyes White Person"
"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"The waiter came up to our table. He said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""
"What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey? North West."
"[nsfw] Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."
"Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea? It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make"