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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey? North West."
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"Is your fridge running? Why didn't you send it to Rio? All the best to our contestants!"
"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."
"Trojan's next commercial should just be a guy saying ""See?"" while pointing at my kids when they're fighting over a cookie."
"Knock-knock. Who's there? Beefst."
"How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
"Politicians are like sperm.. one in a million turn out to be an actual human being."
"Did you hear about the porn star who got jizz in her eye during a scene? She didn't see that one coming."
"""Talent imitates, but genius steals."" bilbous."
"So there are these pants that have padding to make ones butt appear larger... ...it's anal-lusion!"