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Joke of the Day

"Everybody laughed at me when I told them I was going to be a comedian. I thought,""Well,that's not bad for a start."""

"So I went to ask about some yoga classes in my neighbourhood as it's my first time. The instructor asked me if I was flexible... ... I said ""I can't do Tuesdays."""

"Did you hear about the perforated comedian? He was tear-able!"

"Do you know who I saw yesterday? Everyone I looked at"

"Why did the vampire feel tired after dinner? All the blood had rushed to his stomach."

"What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school? Preppy le Pew"

"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."

"Why did the can crusher hate his job? Because it was soda pressing"

"My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!"

"How can you tell if a black girl is pregnant? You stick a chicken wing up her vagina and it comes out clean."