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Joke of the Day

"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

"What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana"

"I don't believe in hitting my children as punishment... So I send them to school in a Justin Beiber shirt and Crocs and let the other kids beat them instead"

"How can we be sure the government wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination? Well he's dead, isn't he? (Adapted from Neil Gaiman's *American Gods*)"

"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."

"Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday- Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves."

"A member of Isis is having a bad day... It's having a crisis"

"Who is the funniest tennis player? Djokovic"

"How can you tell if a girl is under 18? Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter."

"How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE"