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Joke of the Day

"The waiter came up to our table. He said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""

"the only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud!"

"""Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."" In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit."

"When a dish comes out of the dishwasher still dirty, I just put it back in for another round, because I believe in second chances."

"A man spent millions on an impressionist painting then ate it... He put his Monet where his mouth is."

"TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver Whoops, wrong bus"

"Why non-smokers don't take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me"

"How do you know a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers are clean."

"What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel!"

"Who was the best prostitute in history? Ms.Packman, for 25 cents she'd swallow balls til she died."