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Joke of the Day

"[nsfw] Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."

"What do you call a folder of child pornography? A pedo-file."

"Reddit is like a fridge... You know there's nothing new inside, but you check it out every ten minutes."

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."

"What's white and kills you if it gets in your eye? an aeroplane"

"For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did... I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through."

"What do you call an undulating pig? Swinusoidal."

"I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym earlier I've decided I'm never going again."

"What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!"

"""Siri, why am I single?"" Siri: opens front face camera"