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Joke of the Day
"Went to the zoo and the only animal there was a good looking dog... It was a pretty shih tzu"
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"My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other day, she said ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"Venison... is dear."
"i don't think i can go back to a white president"
"What Are Donald Trump's favorite kind of nuts? Wall nuts."
"Damn girl, are you a Unix based printer? Because my lp0 is on fire!"
"What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30"
"What is the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer."
"Did you hear about the Homeopath who forgot to take his medication? He died of overdose"
"I once went five years without having sex then I turned six and my uncle raped me"