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Joke of the Day
"i don't think i can go back to a white president"
Next Joke
"If you say ""anyways"" instead of ""anyway,"" that's alls I needs to knows abouts yous."
"2 Muslims walk into a bar. The bar explodes."
"Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic."
"Gandalf is the new head coach of the Seattle Seahawks"
"Figured out how to make my dick 1mm Fold it in half"
"Are you a Carbon sample? Because I want to *date* you."
"What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts? A crappucino."
"A man tried to sell me a casket today.. I told him that's the last thing I need."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"