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Joke of the Day

"Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the other side."

"Why did the cowboy want to buy a wiener dog So he could 'get a long little doggy' Credit- my 12 year old daughter!"

"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in."

"I accepted the Microsoft terms and conditions without reading them, and apparently I'm now responsible for hemming all of Bill Gates' pants."

"Soviet dating advice Stop stalin, do not russian to things, putin an effort"

"If someone says they're going to quit their job to become a stand-up comedian, ... Are you supposed to laugh?"

"(Q)..... What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? (A)..... Swim."

"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"

"I could have sworn I heard a chorus of a thousand tiny voices rising up from the shower drain to wish me a Happy Fathers Day."