199315

Joke of the Day

"My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other day, she said ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Husband catchs pregnant woman eating grass, what is it? Just pregnancy desire"

"Did you know Stalin got hit in the groin with a potato when he was young? That's how he became a dictator."

"My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring..."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving for college? bison"

"Selling chewing gum. Mint condition."

"How did Steve get the clues? Blew the dog"

"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."

"""'There is no 'I' in team!"" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*"