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Joke of the Day
"What Are Donald Trump's favorite kind of nuts? Wall nuts."
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"Girls love when you hug them from behind and whisper sweet nothings in their ears. Strangers, not so much."
"I keep a length of dental floss inside my perpetually furrowed brow."
"I'm not sure why AT&T; dropped Tiger Woods. He just took advantage of his ""Nights and Weekends"" and proved ""roaming"" can be expensive."
"I like my woman how I like my wine Locked up in my cellar."
"Buses are like pornstars... Nothing for an hour then they all cum at once."
"Just picked up some cologne from the .99 cent store because chicks dig it when I smell like back child support and restraining orders"
"Reddit servers... Sorry if repost"
"Do you think it's ok to lie to a girl in order to sleep with her...? Because I feel really bad about lying to my mom like that"
"My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her: I replied with, ""Alright, fatty."""