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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you a Unix based printer? Because my lp0 is on fire!"
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"My minivan is always rocking, but it's usually because I'm trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive."
"You're not allowed to tweet screenshots of chats where you're the one who says the funny thing."
"Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada."
"* tries to spread peanut butter * Peanut Butter: I have a boyfriend"
"Titanic II: Jack Survives"
"What happens when you cross an American and a polar bear. Same as before, lazy and fat."
"Where do frogs come from? They're German and a tad-polish"
"I had no idea we were millionaires until I just saw my husband casually rip off 3 or 4 paper towels at once."
"So I was walking down the street when..... Someone threw a block of cheese at me, so I turned and said, that's not very mature!"