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Joke of the Day
"What is the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer."
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"I would teach Honey-boo-boo to speak in the third person, just to hear what she'd say if she had a small cut on her arm."
"*at the pharmacy* I WOULD LIKE THE PILLS THAT ALLOW ME TO CONTROL BIRTH *pharmacist blinks* GIVE THEM TO ME, SORCERER"
"If your a kid and want to become cooler, heres a tip. Start smoking cigarette's. You can thank me later."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street One of them was assaulted"
"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"
"The seven dwarfs are in the bath, and they all were feeling happy. Happy climbed out, then they all felt Grumpy."
"Particles make up everything! Fucking liars."
"Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: ""Which God are we thanking again?"" You're welcome :)"
"""Bones?"" I said. ""Is that you?"" ""In the flesh"", it replied."