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Joke of the Day
"If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?"
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"Why could the chef not cook a tree branch? Because he used a non-stick pan."
"Every Husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on ""agree""culture... ""Agree""culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace). Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)"
"Drew Barrymore Now I just need to colour him in"
"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.."
"All I do is eat, drink, sleep and tweet. I'm basically just a more annoying version of a Tamagotchi."
"Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him."
"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."
"My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it."