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Joke of the Day
"Drew Barrymore Now I just need to colour him in"
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"I was flattered that our mailman calls me ""Sunshine"" until I overheard him call my neighbor, the double amputee, ""Speedy."""
"How did Princess Aurora catch her prince? She became a sleeper agent"
"The neck pillow I was using on the Greyhound bus turned out to be an adult diaper somebody left on the seat."
"As a Volkswagen Engineer, do you know what really grinds my gears? The Tiptronic transmission, actually, but I invented these noise cancelling headphones!"
"Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk"
"Windows 10 The punchline is in the title."
"A man walks into a bar and says, ""David Foster Wallace was not the greatest writer to ever live."" ."
"My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face."
"Was feeling particularly adventorous today.so decided to jump off a moving train.now hav to buy my nephew a new train set"