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Joke of the Day
"My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it."
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"Tip: Call your baby a normal name Me: Are you still mad your parents called you tip?"
"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"
"What is the hardest thing about staring at a pile of dead babies? (Possible NSFW) My erection."
"My phone just replaced the word ""killed"" with ""kilt."" Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a dick."
"How do you circumsize a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw"
"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."
"Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money."
"a newly elected governor trying to teach his kid how to spell assassination one ASS behind another ASS, behind that I and behind me the whole NATION"