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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Hangin with my peeps at the club. Biting their heads off, one by one. Enjoying their marshmallow deliciousness."

"Checking Your Phone To See What Time It Is... And Then Checking It Again Because The First Time You Wernt Paying Attention! Awkward."

"Brexit's new vowels AIO Since it left E U"

"Don't worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn't be lost much longer."

"Uhh, hells yeah Id like to participate in your brief survey."

"I'm sorry I ran over your dog but in my defense I was texting! You're being awfully judgemental for someone who can't even see."

"Parents, raise your kids well, or they grow up to be like your coworkers."

"Sometimes I'm so pessimistic, I feel like a German vegetarian I'm always fearing the wurst"

"a muslim, a jew, a christian and an atheist walk into a coffee shop... and they talk, laugh, drink coffee and become good friends. thats what happens when you're not an asshole."