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Joke of the Day

"Every Husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on ""agree""culture... ""Agree""culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace). Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)"

"Do you like dragons? Because i'm going to be dragon these nuts across your face!"

"What's the difference between a pedophile and a cinephile? I won't tell you which one I am, but I like to bring my own candy and just watch."

"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"

"If you think grammar isn't important, well, it's."

"twitter getting rid of the 140-character limit is a bad idea. the ability to say what you need to say in as few words as possible is (1/533)"

"How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !"

"Did you guys hear about them putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill? To bad it is only going to be worth $12 now."

"ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure* GORILLA: [in sign language] I have a boyfriend."

"How do People in New Orleans have their beer? Watered Down"