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Joke of the Day

"George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"

"""97% of the world's population is homosexual."" - survey based on YouTube comments"

"Neighbors just got a pirate ship playhouse for their backyard. Drunk me has never been so excited."

"Why was the baseball team hot? It didn't have any fans!"

"[The Justice League on patrol] Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy... Batman:*chuckles* Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I'm going home"

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Stab in and thrust up."

"How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room? Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)"

"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"

"What do you find at the end of a double rainbow? A group of gay men"

"Why are there no Irish attorneys? None of them can pass the Bar."