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Joke of the Day

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys..."

"What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl? Haitians"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"The Devil's Business What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him? -""Nice doing business with you!"""

"A girl say to her boyfriend ""we need to talk....I'm pegnant""..... The boyfriend replies ""Hi Pregnant! I'm Dad!"""

"soda commercials take place in a parallel universe where everyone on earth is straight edge"

"Don't worry, dude, You're fine. I'm pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder."

"What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!"

"Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea."

"How do you hide an elephant in a fridge? You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away."