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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles? A reptile dysfunction"

"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"At my school, the cafeteria has ""World Cuisine"" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing."

"Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity. Me : Yeah it runs in my family. Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck."

"We should rename Reddit to Redpost. Because everything is a repost."

"Canada Post is under heavy DDoS attack. Somebody sent 2 letters at the same time."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? You wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on your face."

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."

"Dark humor is kinda like food. Not everybody gets it."

"Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal? ""I'll have a panda please"" [judge, under his breath] Can he do that?"