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Joke of the Day
"What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Damn!"
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"What's the difference between a cow and September 11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."
"What's green and has four wheels? A turtle. I was lying about the wheels"
"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."
"If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?"
"What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute."
"My marriage is a mess and I'm in real financial trouble. But the McRib will return one day, and that's what keeps me going."
"What did the little cloud say about the big cloud? I think you're condensating for something."
"The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn't amused when I said, ""I don't think it's working"""
"What did one suicide bomber say to the next? Nothing, he just waved. #punchlinesthatdontwork"