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Joke of the Day

"Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds? I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps."

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter."

"Guy comes home with a flower bouquet... ""Guess I'll have to spread my legs now"", says the wife. ""Why? Don't you have a vase?"" the husband replies."

"Why did Will die? Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: ""Fire at will"""

"The neck pillow I was using on the Greyhound bus turned out to be an adult diaper somebody left on the seat."

"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Well... none. But their friend did once."

"Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca? Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow."

"Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert"

"My grandma once told me... that she is a virgin"

"Movie joke: Sling Blade ""Two fellers was peein' off a bridge. One said the water's cold. Other the the water's deep.... I think one of 'em was from Arkansas mhmm."""