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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My Dick."
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"POLICE CHIEF: They call him the copycat killer ONE OF THE COPS (mocking tone): They call him the copycat killer [everyone looks at him] Oops"
"It's my wife's birthday soon. She said she wanted something with diamonds so I got her a deck of cards."
"Is that dress white and gold or black and blue? Either way, it's refressing seeing a debate about color in America that wasn't started by a cop killing someone. @NatBaimel"
"Based on the things my kid will and won't eat, my cooking is apparently worse than a stale Fruit Loop covered in dog hair."
"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? the polar bear"
"Why does the Catholic Church have so much money? Because Jesus saves."
"What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons? Tree fellas"
"My wife just asked me why she came home to find marinara sauce all over our sleeping baby's head. Sorry babe, I'M NOT A DETECTIVE."
"Which professional tennis player masturbates the most? Andy Rawdick"