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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My Dick."
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"I told my pregnant girl friend that she was as big as a 747. That did not fly."
"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"
"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""
"The way I see it, each lap I make around Costco's frozen food section should work off each sample I get from the ice cream sandwich lady."
"I hate when kangaroos say they're going to ""hop in the shower"" and expect you to laugh like you've never heard it before."
"When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes."
"On a Scale... of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?"
"What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope."
"Have you heard about that new movie, ""Constipation""? ...No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."