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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My Dick."
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"How do you sink a French battleship? Put it in water."
"Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead."
"Don't try to sell a membership to the president of the fan club."
"I USED MY WIFE'S VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO AND NOW I CAN'T STOP YELLING!"
"Frogs always look like they just found out there's no free Wi-Fi."
"My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants"
"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""
"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."
"What do you say to a grammar nazi who just got their left side cut off? Their, they're, there. You'll be all right."