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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"
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"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?"
"My dad is my inspiration ...cause you never know when it's gonna hit you EDIT: missed a word"
"Why a fruit doesn't walk? Because fruit flies"
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"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."