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Joke of the Day
"Ja Rule's music is just like his taxes No one can remember the last time he released anything."
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"Forever 21... pounds overweight"
"The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?"
"Who's bigger- Mister Bigger or Mister Bigger's baby? Well, Mister Bigger's baby's a just little bigger."
"I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Canadian customs and shouted ""Why y'all checkin' me?! Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"""
"Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead."
"My doctor recently told me that I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why he said ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Why isn't having sex with a dead baby considered necrophilia? Because it was alive when you started."
"What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the foundation of Kelper's great works. Typo Brahe."
"News Anchor: Our correspondent at the scene had this to say. *cut to correspondent* Correspondent: This."