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"Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech? [removed]"
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"Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience."
"What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine? an L.L.Beaner"
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Courtesy of the late Redd Foxx."
"[meeting] DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI PRODUCER: Yes! D: A huge cast P: Agreed! D: Realistic family photos P: We don't have the budget"
"Greeting card [cover] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's [inside] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's"
"carpe natem Translate it if you don't know Latin."
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo."
"There was a man watering his garden across the street at night. At first I thought he was pissing outside but after a realized he wasnt I said ""I thought you were peeing"" he said ""no I'm Chinese"""
"Mistakenly punched premium at the gas pump today and now I have to sell one of my kids to the circus."