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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine? an L.L.Beaner"
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"A Sinking Boat Clinton, Nixon, and Reagan were on a sinking Boat. Reagan: Women & Children go first Nixon: Fuck the Women! Clinton: You think we have time?"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."
"What has 4 legs but cant move? A child born in Chernobyl, duh."
"What do you get when you cross a turd and a mailbox? Shitpost."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large tits? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean"
"A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large."
"A fly walks out of a bar. He was sitting in someone's stool."
"Never tell someone that it would work out if ""only they lived closer"". Crazy can change zip codes faster than you can change your identity."
"Black people don't have inside voices, they only have ""I want to make sure everyone fucking hears this"" voices."