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Joke of the Day
"Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience."
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"What is better than Roses on a Piano? Tulips on an Organ."
"I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal Because Elongate would be really drawn out."
"Why do midgets giggle when running through a field? The grass tickles their balls as they run."
"If I see you selling weed, I will call the cops.... and report a robbery across town..... then come over and buy some weed. Safety first."
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"It makes sense that Trump is into golden showers Republicans love trickle down economics"
"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"My girlfriend got so mad she battered me with some vegetables. She has a terrible tempura."
"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like there... He did reply but I don't speak Korean so I don't know what he said."