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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo."
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"Why don't prawns give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs."
"Why did the seal make a Tinder account? To find a Significant Otter."
"Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !"
"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married."
"I don't like my doctor who was incredibly offensive today... ... All I asked her was how I was supposed to take the suppositories she prescribed."
"What's wrong with Andrew Jackson? He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears."
"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, how do you think the egg was made? (I'm not sure how original this is, but I just thought of it.)"