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Joke of the Day

"My computer just said ""Hello"" to me I think it's a Dell."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it."

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died today. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? It wasn't editable."

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great but the atmosphere is terrible!"

"So I woke up to find that someone had stolen my assignment for my communications class... I was speechless..."

"Money doesn't buy happiness..."

"I was gonna say a joke about the disabled, but... it was lame."

"How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"Freudian Slips A Linguistic Slip is where you say one thing, but meant another. A Freudian Slip is where you do one thing, but meant your mother."