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Joke of the Day

"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"

"Ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died following a stroke but why she was following it, nobody knows."

"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about."

"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."

"Why did the blind couple get divorced? They couldn't see eye to eye"

"With what do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Ceasars"

"What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!"

"The worst things in life are free, too."

"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."

"My German plumber accidentally hooked up my gas line to my shower... Looks like old habits die hard."