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Joke of the Day

"The worst things in life are free, too."

"The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology."

"So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him ""C'mon! Mufasa""! Edited for a bit more for clarity.."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to an 8 year old boy? Hey little boy, want to buy some candy?"

"is good joke here waht du u call sisl ngiger ))))"

"Accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat today and I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying ""Curiosity was here"""

"How do you change the number of sides in a pentagon? You intersect it with a plane."

"What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head? Brenda"

"Did you hear about the broken watch from the 1800's? It was a timeless classic."

"how did one droid flirt with the other droid ""hey bb"""