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Joke of the Day

"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."

"Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting? He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ..."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? But then the kid woke up."

"Medical humour Q. What do you call a white blood cell with one leg? A. A limp-phocyte. (You're welcome)"

"It's goofy when people pretend to zip their mouth closed to indicate keeping a secret. ""Your secret is well guarded... behind a zipper"""

"Girl at party tells me that ""That wasn't funny"". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of ""That"" that ""wasn't funny""."

"[3rd grade] bae: come over me: no bae: my parents aren't home. me: but we're only 7, that's awful parenting. bae: but- me: AWFUL. PARENTING."

"What did the insurance company say to Dr. Dre when his house was demolished? Someone's gotta pick up the Beats and pieces."

"Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens."

"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"