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Joke of the Day

"Ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died following a stroke but why she was following it, nobody knows."

"Next time you're in the changing room and sales person asks if you need anything, just say ""Yes, can I get some toilet paper?"""

"When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire."

"What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa? A good start."

"I think my dog is gay because he wags his tail every time I suck his dick."

"Hunters should always know what's behind their target Behind mine is a Sam's Club and a Starbucks"

"You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena. You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena."

"Me: What's one thing you don't like about your girlfriend? Him: She doesn't swallow. Me: What? How does she eat?"

"Did you hear about the Feminist gun? She got triggered."

"Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain."