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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about."
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"What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up."
"Apparently, you can only say ""Look at you! You got so big!"" to kids. Old girlfriends tend to get offended. Who knew?"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer."
"My daughters boyfriend still doesn't know how to tie his shoes... Every time I walk in her room that's all she's doing."
"a PS4 and XBOX One get shot the ambulance comes WII U WII U WII U"
"If you've seen one lion attack you've seen a maul"
"Why spend all that time in school to be a doctor,, when you can save lives by forwarding an email or reposting a status on your Facebook wall?"
"what do exorcists and alcoholics have in common? They both treat their demons with spirits!"
"In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose Ho's over each other."